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Say again?
Some things are worth repeating--like lines from MMC skits. On this page, you'll find quotes from MMC skits that just had to be repeated. We've put the quote, who said it, what character they were at the time, and what skit it's from. Enjoy! And if you have quotes to add, just email us and include all the info required for the quote, along with your name (or alias). We'd love to hear from you!
  "We're all gonna DIE!!!" -Matt as Private Gordon from the Fort Brain skits

"Hello, I'm Sergio. How do you like my clothes?" -Ricky as Sergio from the Sergio skits

"If you want my opinion..." -Tiffini as Natalie "Know-it-All" Noozle from the Natalie Noozle skits

"Oh, don't even say you're sorry. I'll just stand here and BLEED to death! ...On second thought, I think I'll stand over here so I don't get blood on your essay." -Kevin as Dennis on Prescott Press.

"Hi, I'm Laura. And I'm glad my name isn't Pippi." -Terra as Laura from the Optimist Club skit

"Sounds like you're on a one-way trip to Bum-diego." -Marc as Waldo on "That's a Bummer"

"I still have time to fill up the pool with Jell-o and invite the guys over for a belly-flop contest!" -J.C. in the spoof infomercial, "Parent Alarm"

"Juliet! Come down here or I will plunder your village, storm your battlement, and drag you off by your braids!" -Marc as Lars from the Scandanavian Viking skits

  "Are you crazy? I'm not a lion trainer...and your plant just sneezed." -Kevin as potential employee on Not Quite so Well Hidden Camera

"Hey Brian--can you teach my to juggle in Spanish?" -Marc as Arthur from Prescott Press

"You need to stay out of the sun cuz I think your brain's shriveling up into a raisin." -Dale as Bobby (to Wipeout) on Emeral Cove

"I haven't sounded that good since...my last shower!" -Kevin as Eddy Vain in the Eddy Vain sketch

"Here I am sharpening my pencil--aren't I cute?" -Kevin as Eddy Vain from the Eddy Vain sketch

"Aw, be serious! Anyone can tell he's a real matador." -Marc as Lt. Jack Finger in the Copster skits

"Aw, you chowder head! I'm a real little old lady!" -Terri as a little old lady in the Copster skits

"Just so you know up front, we're not undercover cops." -Marc as Lt. Jack Finger in the Copsters skits

"Tonight, as the clock strikes midnight, you will be visited by three ingredients." -Kevin as Jacob Marley in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol and Holiday Tapioca Pudding

  "Now, now, I know that some of you out there are probably thinkin', 'housecleaning is for mamma's boy.' Oh yeah? Well check out THESE mammas, boy!" -Tony as Brock Brawn on Housecleaning with the Hunks

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy." -Ricky as a "boyfriend" in the Boyfriend Behavior Acadamy sketch

"I figure if we're getting robbed, we might as well get something out of it, right?" -Marc as David in the "Bad Robber" sketch

"Don't 'Coaster Darling' me!" -Kevin as Coaster on the Landfill Mall

"Gary, I'm gonna launch you into orbit, then you'll REALLY be famous!" -Marc as David in the "Bad Robber" sketch

"I want my mom!" -J.C. as Tommy on the 4th Annual Babysitter Acadamy Awards

"I'm older than you, I'm smarter than you, and most importantly, I'm bigger than you." -Marc as David in the "Bad Robber" sketch

"Besides, MY side makes a statement." "Yeah, it says, 'you don't know where to put anything.'" -Tony as Jeff and Marc as Will on Emeral Cove

"I'll believe it when I see it!" -Kevin as the host of the Skeptics Corner

It's the Kevin shirt again!! LOL :)