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You know you watch too much MMC when... |
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*you know the roll call for any of the seven seasons *you know the roll call for ALL seven seasons *you know the alphabetical list of the mousketeers in the credits by heart *you made cassette tapes of every song corresponding to every season *you hear the original version of an MMC song and automatically start singing the changed words *you think the MMC version of a song is better than the original *you keep your tapes of the show in chronological order on a special shelf *you call every miscellaneous guy "Bobby Minelli" *you try to get out of a sticky situation by saying, "Stand In!" *you tell your little sister that Johnny Appleseed had a little known brother known as Johnny Applesauce *you can pinpoint a line from any sketch down to the season, the episode, and the tape which is it on *you knew the exact moment when Tony and Keri were "an item" *you carry around your autographs from the album tour like a trophy to all your friends who like N'Sync simply because JC signed it *you taught yourself one or more of the dance routines *you attempted and failed to teach yourself one or more of the dance routines *you cringe every time you hear the word, "okay," unable to help hearing it in a high, nasal tone *you hated every member in the audience for being there while you were forced to watch it on t.v. *you know the end rap for each season *you have a favorite end rap *you missed the circles around the mousketeers in the roll call when they disappeared after the 5th season *you taught yourself all of Fred's wacky noises *you call that girl that you don't like "the smiling cobra" *you call guys that are wimpy "the gutless wonder" *you refer to your Barbie Dolls as "Little Miss Perfect" or "Suzy Stuck Up" |
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*you learned the Tazmanian National Anthem in fear that you might have to sing it for a job interview *you considered calling the number for "Le Comb" or "Le Rubber Band" *you actually called the number *you search the shelves for the board game Confusion *you identify certain outfits with mousketeers, such as Kevin's shirt or Keri's miniskirt *you think your science teacher doesn't know as much as Professor Wow *you used one of Gene Weiner's sports excuses *you blame Wendy Wallow when you're fired from your job *you cry every time you watch the last episode of your favorite season *you already have money set aside to go to Florida in case there ever is a reunion *you wanted to try a Party Pickle *you pretend your letter jacket from high school is like one of the 'teers *you believe that placing two of your fingers on the side of your head like antlers will actually help you to move things with your mind *while doing the above, you frequently call out to your assistant Raphealo *you were amazed to discover "little pieces of tape" *you went looking for the Museum of Refrigerator Art *you couldn't bring yourself to watch the Mouse in the House with your favorite teer out of jealousy *you wrote numerous letters in the vain hope that yours would be read on the air *you received the season booklets from the Disney Channel *you see a girl in your dorm wearing one of the shirts, now painted with poofy paint and consider jumping her to get it *you jump her and take off with the shirt *you yelled at the cameramen when they didn't show you enough of your favorite 'teer during the dance numbers *you counted up how many songs each 'teer was in and compared them |
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*you pity Fred every time you see him dressed up as Miss Lurleen *when you hear a crash far away, you immediately yell, "Bobby, stop that!" *you wiggle your fingers in imitation of the Hypno Family but nothing happens *you show Love and Affection to all your friends who are N'Sync fans and gloat that you saw him first *you will never take advice from a guy named Wendell *you thought about doing what the teers did while they were grounded *you actually did try to surf inside or give the dog a home perm *you never laugh at Chia animals for fear of upsetting them *you sent in a recipe for Bizarre but Delicious *you tried one of the recipes on Bizarre but Delicious *you were never right with "Yeah, right!" *you got every one of the mouseketeer's baby pictures right during Who's the Baby *you tell anyone who doesn't like sand that they know not what they miss and proceed to roll around in it to prove your point *you missed Anything Can Happen Day even though nothing really happened on it *you looked forward with great excitement to the launching of the Really Big Paper Airplane *you were disappointed when the above event turned out to be a disaster *you can't believe that As the Mall Turns isn't on the soap opera channel *you have a fight with your mom and are fully prepared to take her to Parents Court until you remember that it doesn't exist *you automatically call someone who doesn't make sense "Non-Sequiter Joe" *you proclaim yourself an official member of the Optimist Club simply because you know "The Happy Song" *you realize that going to "gym" class will never be the same since no one named Jim is in it *you wish that you could attend class with Professor Wow *you actually believe that your brain cells are tiny soldiers *you decide that if/when you have kids, you're going to name them after your favorite mouseketeers *you actually DO name your children after your favorite mouseketeers *you automatically say "because we like you" when someone asks you "why" *you start calling your G.I. Joe figurines "G.I. George" *you watch your MMC videos right before you go to bed so you can dream about it *the ONLY music you listen to is music from the MMC album or the show *you think about charging "a dollar a day, plus expenses, in advance" for your detective services *you think of each day of the week as it corresponds to the day on the club *you celebrate your favorite 'teer's birthday *you celebrate ALL of the 'teers' birthday *you keep pictures of the 'teers on your wall even though no one knows what the show is any more *you look at the picture of the 'teer who is singing while listening to MMC *you made all your own decorations for the show to hang on your wall *you sing to the picture of your favorite 'teer (male or female) while listening to a love song |
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